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testing logjam with new install

<b>There we go</b><br><br>That is much better, damn default :H: for the header

:H:Note to self don’t use the subject line with the blogger interface

test2:H:THis is the second test of the livejournal blogger interface.

test:H:This is a test of the livejournal blogger interface

I passed the RHCE exam, and I might add I did it without installing X, damn I rock.
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Total troubleshooting score: 100
SECTION II: MULTIPLE CHOICE
RHCE minimum requirement: 50 percent
RHCT minimum requirement: none
Multiple choice score: 90.0%
SECTION III: INSTALLATION AND CONFIGURATION
RHCE minimum requirements: total section score of 50 percent
70 percent on RHCT components
70 percent on RHCE-specific components
RHCT minimum requirement: 70 percent on RHCT components
Installation and Configuration score: 85.9
RHCT score: 81.8%
RHCE score: 87.5%
RHCE overall requirement: average of 80 for Sections I, II, and III
Your average: 91.97%
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I love soulseek!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all

Its patching time thanks to the new IIS security vulnerability. I have like 5 servers to patch. I much prefer redhats up2date or debians apt-get, nice and easy and secure, just ssh in run a comand and presto magic you are all set, no rebooot needed unless you replace the kernel, so nice.

You’re Never Alone with a Jeff.
When You’ve Got Jeff, Flaunt It.
Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff.
Just Like Jeff Used To Make.
The Jeff That Eats Like A Meal.
The Man From Jeff, he says "Yes"
Which Twin has the Jeff?
You Can Be Sure of Jeff.
Better Ingredients, Better Jeff.
The Right Jeff at the Right Time.
Probably The Best Jeff In The World.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Jeff.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jeff.
Everything We Do is Driven by Jeff.
Top Breeders Recommend Jeff.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Jeff.
The Real Smell of Jeff.
We’re Serious About Jeff.
Things Happen After a Jeff.
The Future’s Bright. The Future’s Jeff.
The Curiously Strong Jeff.
I’d Walk a Mile for a Jeff.
Kids Will Do Anything For Jeff.
Got Jeff?
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Jeff.
Make Someone Happy with a Jeff.
I’m a Secret Jeff Drinker.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Jeff?
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Jeff.
Nothing Sucks Like A Jeff.
Because Jeff is Complicated Enough.
Mama Mia, That’sa One Spicy Jeff!

<i>From the slashdot interview with Larry Wall</i><br><br><lj-cut>
<strong>
7) Role of Religion?
</strong>
<br>
by Anonymous Cowdog
<p>
<em>
I remember reading at some point that you are a
Christian, and there have been suggestions that
some of your early missionary impulses (a desire
to do good, help others) are perhaps part of the
zeal you have put into Perl over the years.
<p>
Preferring a scientific view, I am not religious,
and have no desire to be. Perhaps there is a
God, but if there is, I think he/she has no
opposable thumbs; in other words, has no power to
change anything; reality is just playing out
according to the laws of physics (whatever those
are).
<p>
Please tell us how in the world a scientific or
at least technical mind can believe in God,
and what role religion has played in your
work on Perl.
</em>
<p>
A:
<p>
Well, hmm, that’s a topic for an entire essay, or a book, or a life.
But I’ll try to keep it short.
<p>
When you say "how in the world", I take it to mean that you find it
more or less inconceivable that someone with a scientific mind (or at
least technical mind, hah!) could chooose to believe in God. I’d like
to at least get you to the point where you find it conceivable.
I expect a good deal of the problem is that you are busy disbelieving
a different God than the one I am busy believing in. In theological
discussions more than any other kind, it’s easy to talk at right
angles and never even realize it.
<p>
So let me try to clarify what I mean, and reduce it to as few
information bits as possible. A lot of people have a vested interest
in making this a lot tougher to swallow than it needs to be, but it’s
<em>supposed</em> to be simple enough that a child can understand it.
It doesn’t take great energetic gobs of faith on your part–after all,
Jesus said you only have to have faith the size of a mustard seed.
So just how big is that, in information theory terms? I think it’s
just two bits big. Please allow me to qoute a couple "bits" from
Hebrews, slightly paraphrased:
<p>
<blockquote>
You can’t please God the way Enoch did without some faith, because those who come
to God must (minimally) believe that:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A) God exists, and<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B) God is good to people who really look for him.
</blockquote>
<p>
That’s it. The "good news" is so simple that a child can understand
it, and so deep that a philosopher can’t.
<p>
Now, it appears that you’re willing to admit the possibility of bit A
being a 1, so you’re almost halfway there. Or maybe you’re a quarter
way there on average, if it’s a qubit that’s still flopping around
like Shoedinger’s Cat. You’re the observer there, not me–unless of
course you’re dead. <tt>:-)</tt>
<p>
A lot of folks get hung up at point B for various reasons, some
logical and some moral, but mostly because of Shroedinger again.
People are almost afraid to observe the B qubit because they don’t
want the wave function to collapse either to a 0 or a 1, since both
choices are deemed unpalatable. A lot of people who claim to be
agnostics don’t take the position so much because they <em>don’t</em> know,
but because they don’t <em>want</em> to know, sometimes desperately so.
<p>
Because if it turns out to be a 0, then we really are the slaves of
our selfish genes, and there’s no basis for morality other than
various forms of tribalism.
<p>
And because if it turns out to be a 1, then you have swallow a whole
bunch of flim-flam that goes with it. Or do you?
<p>
Let me admit to you that I came at this from the opposite direction.
I grew up in a religious culture, and I had to learn to "unswallow"
an awful lot of stuff in order to strip my faith down to these two bits.
<p>
I tried to strip it down further, but I couldn’t, because God told
me: "That’s far enough. I already flipped your faith bits to 1, because I’m
a better Observer than you are. You are Shroedinger’s cat in reverse–you
were dead spiritually, but I’ve already examined the qubits for you, and
I think they’re both 1. Who are you to disagree with me?"
<p>
So, who am I to disagree with God? <tt>:-)</tt> If he really is the
Author of the universe, he’s allowed to observe the qubits, and he’s
probably even allowed to cheat occasionally and force a few bit flips
to make it a better story. That’s how Authors work. Whether or not
they have thumbs…
<p>
Once you see the universe from that point of view, many arguments fade
into unimportance, such as Hawking’s argument that the universe fuzzed
into existence at the beginning, and therefore there was no creator.
But it’s also true that the Lord of the Rings fuzzed into existence,
and that doesn’t mean it doesn’t h
ave a creator. It just means that
the creator doesn’t create on the same schedule as the creature’s.
<p>
If God is creating the universe sideways like an Author, then the
proper place to look for the effects of that is not at the fuzzy edges,
but at the heart of the story. And I am personally convinced that
Jesus stands at the heart of the story. The evidence is there if
you care to look, and if you don’t get distracted by the claims of
various people who have various agendas to lead you in every possible
direction, and if you don’t fall into the trap of looking for a formula
rather than looking for God as a person. All human institutions are
fallible, and will create a formula for you to determine whether you
belong to the tribe or not. Very often these formulas are called
doctrines and traditions and such, and there is some value in them, as there
is some value in any human culture. But they all kind of miss the point.
<p>
"Systematic theology" is an oxymoron. God is not a system. Christians
are fond of asking: "What would Jesus do in this situation?"
Unfortunately, they very rarely come up with the correct answer,
which is: "Something unexpected!" If the Creator really did write
himself into his own story, that’s what we ought to expect to see.
Creative solutions.
<p>
And this creativity is intended to be transitive. We are expected to
be creative. And we’re expected to help others be creative.
<p>
And that leads us back (finally) to the last part of your question, how
all this relates to Perl.
<p>
Perl is obviously my attempt to help other people be creative. In my
little way, I’m sneakily helping people understand a bit more about
the sort of people God likes.
<p>
Going further, we have the notion that a narrative should be defined by its
heart and not by its borders. That ties in with my linguistic notions that
things ought to be defined by prototype rather than by formula. It ties in
to my refusal to define who is or is not a "good" Perl programmer, or who
exactly is or isn’t a member of the "Perl community". These things are all
defined by their centers, not by their peripheries.
<p>
The philosophy of TMTOWTDI ("There’s more than one way to do it.") is a
direct result of observing that the Author of the universe is humble,
and chooses to exercise control in subtle rather than in heavy-handed
ways. The universe doesn’t come with enforced style guidelines.
Creative people will develop style on their own. Those are the sort of
people that will make heaven a nice place.
<p>
And finally, there is the underlying conviction that, if you define
both science and religion from their true centers, they cannot be in
confict. So despite all the "religiosity" of Perl culture, we also
believe in the benefits of computer science. I didn’t put lexicals and closures
into Perl&nbsp;5 just because I thought people would start jumping up and
down and shouting "Hallelujah!" (Which happens, but that’s not why
I did it.)
<p>
And now let’s all sing hymn #42…
<p>